Wednesday, May 13, 2009

~* Emotions are not friends*~

I get angry, I get sad, I get mad, now I'm glad...
confused? infused? feeling used? words misconstrued!

Am I lonely? am I sad? Am I any word that can exist?
I don't like this feeling, this roller coaster ride
This high for the day, low for a while.
This Happy now, Sad then!
This thoughts in my head about where I am
Where I want to be, Where I could be and where I am going!

I think the deeper question to emotions is Who are you?
Who am I you ask?
I would answer but I don't know
what defines my being in existence?
My looks? my talent? my gifts? my friends? my family?
What? Who?
You would like to know?
So would I....

I am looking deeper within searching for that truth!
That true me that lies within...Who? What? Where?

*~WORDS OF A THINKER:::maVeRickDeeva:::*~

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

SO I totally just came across this video today and it cracked me the hell up!!!

I just thought I'd share.. too Funny!!!

You need to read this, it cracked the hell outta me! lol


Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Lol.. Hope u enjoyed it as much as I did! lol